I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Shame - the story of my life.
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