Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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