Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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