dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
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