...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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