i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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