You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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