Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
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