shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
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