I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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