Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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