Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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