weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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