you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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