Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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