Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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