wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
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