im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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