Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
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