Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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