Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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