that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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