I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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