He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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