I should be sponsored by Trojan
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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