the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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