Nicole vs. Life
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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