at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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