What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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