If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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