I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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