my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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