party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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