Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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