office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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