Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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