This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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