I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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