i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize
