Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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