so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
well you can't waste a boner
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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