singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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