you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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