I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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