that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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