His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I am midnight drunk by noon
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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