Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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