I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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