You surviving the open bar?
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I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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