Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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