your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
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