It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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