I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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