she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
Randomize
